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Roger Akerman
Handicap: 13
East Sussex
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 118
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I used to play with a guy who had alot of saying for different shots. For instance, if he topped a shot he would say thats a 'Sally Gunnell' not very pretty but a good runner, has anyone else got saying for their shots, or heard any?
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Daryl Fenton
Handicap: 12
essex
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 40
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I would say that the couple that spring to mind are an "oscar" for when you hit a bad shot and get away with it or when on the putting green a "dennis wise" for a horrible little 5footer.
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Paul Houghton
Handicap: 16
Essex
Pro Member
Joined: Jun 2014
Posts: 136
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I've heard 'lipped out like Bianca Jagger'
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Alan Haywood
Handicap: 21
Essex
Pro Member
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 132
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There are a whole raft of 'em doing the rounds... a Rock Hudson is a putt that looked straight but wasn't...or a Douglas Bader...looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs...Then there's a Russel Grant...when you hit a little fat one...lots more...but there are lady's present :-)
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Ian Mullins
Handicap: 20
Essex
Pro Member
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 378
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Nice to see Mr.Haywood sticking to his PC principles as always!
Here's another one doing the rounds, but I apologise in advance to any ladies listening...
A Brazilian - A smooth finish but just shaved the hole!
Please forward all complaints to Alan Haywood at the above address.
:-)
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Greg Butler
Handicap: 18
Essex
Pro Member
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 77
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My current publishable favourite..............a Ryanair, looked good in the air but landed a long way from the hole.
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Alan Haywood
Handicap: 21
Essex
Pro Member
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 132
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I think that was better known as, shaving both sides of the hole Ian, but since you have now lowered the tone... How about a Paris Hilton....and I've had her loads of times...an expensive hole.
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