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Caption competition - Naked Golf.... The Winner! Options
#1 Posted : Monday, October 26, 2015 5:15:07 PM
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Do we think it will catch on TSGers?

#2 Posted : Monday, October 26, 2015 5:41:18 PM
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 Mr M, how about a little prize for the most popular caption? I know there are a lot of witty people here and I'm sure this could  produce some amusing results.  
#3 Posted : Monday, October 26, 2015 6:27:56 PM
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Agreed Greg..... 

There's a sleeve of TSG golf balls available to the winner with  the best caption!

Competition closes at midnight on Sunday 1st November at midnight.

#letbattlecommence


 
#4 Posted : Monday, October 26, 2015 8:47:51 PM
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 Is that Susan Patterson? Her arms are too low down...anyway,at least now I've got a new wallpaper pic on my phone
#5 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2015 12:45:01 PM
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"Are you sure you are a professional swing coach"?
#6 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2015 12:47:10 PM
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"And this definitely improved things for your other students?"

:o)
#7 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2015 3:18:47 PM
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 I believe that Ian found this on a club's website under the 'Correct golf attire' entry
#8 Posted : Tuesday, October 27, 2015 10:40:43 PM
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Just to remind that we have our own, TSG's 'Naked Golfer'...
Can we see a photo of that one too?

#9 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2015 7:04:14 AM
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"What do I have to do if I lose the next hole"
#10 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2015 8:12:45 AM
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Great stance but your legs should be slightly wider apart to allow for the 2 balls your playing with
#11 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2015 8:20:54 AM
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 It will be strip poker when I get to choose
#12 Posted : Wednesday, October 28, 2015 8:29:41 AM
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how many strokes have i got to give you?
#13 Posted : Thursday, October 29, 2015 7:11:54 PM
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OK I'm ready for my close up now.
#14 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2015 8:21:15 AM
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Now for this next exercise I am going to stand close behind you, keep your back straight arms hanging loose and stick your bottom out, now relax and bottom out, relax, bottom out !!!!!.
#15 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2015 2:37:13 PM
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 "Who stole my clothes when I went for an early swim ?....." 
#16 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2015 3:41:32 PM
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 She says to her male caddie " Are you sure that this is the correct way to play a skins game? "
#17 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2015 5:39:00 PM
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 Not sure what the caption should be but I bet she will hit a good shot....not completely sure from that photo but my guess that it will ddefinitely be a....fair crack up the middle?
#18 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2015 5:42:30 PM
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Hey Speedy, are you sure it says ladies play naked in Butch Harmons book?
#19 Posted : Saturday, October 31, 2015 6:00:11 AM
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#20 Posted : Saturday, October 31, 2015 1:22:43 PM
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" I'm not sure bu I think this shot is likely to land in the sand trap!"

ps, Anna, how do you know that isn't what I llok like naked??

 
#21 Posted : Saturday, October 31, 2015 9:35:44 PM
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I'd definitely have a shank after playing with this lovely lady !! LOL !!
#22 Posted : Sunday, November 1, 2015 5:17:12 AM
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 Where does she keep her tees & ball marker?
#23 Posted : Sunday, November 1, 2015 7:23:01 AM
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 ( Golfer to male caddy ) just let me get this right this time the bet is if I don't miss the bunker I have to run down the fairway doing Star jumps shouting does anybody want to give me a Muligan ?
#24 Posted : Sunday, November 1, 2015 8:30:44 PM
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Not long to go until the caption competition closes and I still can't find anything to wear!
#25 Posted : Sunday, November 1, 2015 9:17:22 PM
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NO!!! you miss heard me, "I said for your nerves, imagine your oponents are naked!"
#26 Posted : Monday, November 2, 2015 5:33:59 PM
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Hi All,

Thanks for the impromptu answers to our 'caption competition'.....

Obviously, a very hard competition to judges but we had an afternoon tea break to consider the responses.

And the winner is......

David Longhurst (keeping it relatively clean) with....

"What do I have to do if I lose the next hole?"

A sleeve of Golf Balls Mr.Longhurst or a ticket to the London Golf Show?

Happy Golfing!

Ian & The TSG Team

 
#27 Posted : Tuesday, November 3, 2015 7:16:47 AM
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Thank You, anything for a free sleeve of golf balls, look forward to the next caption competition.
#28 Posted : Sunday, November 15, 2015 8:15:22 AM
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 Maybe this caption competition could become a semi regular feature ? 
#29 Posted : Wednesday, November 18, 2015 11:30:37 AM
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Hi Greg,

Sorry for slow response but we've had a few days off.....

Great idea! Let's do it once a month, you supply the image, we'll pick the winners and send out the prizes.

Everybody wins! (Well not everybody).

Ian
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