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TheSocialGolfer
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Essex
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Dear All,
It's that time of the month again when we ask you to be witty and clever....
Please find below our caption comp. for February. As before there's a sleeve of golf balls available to the TSGer with the best imagination or repartee.
Competition closes at midnight on Sunday 14th February.
#dontphoneitsjustforfun
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Ian Mullins
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Essex
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"I see the Mullins' slice has made a return!!"
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'You're meant to wait for me to clear the bloody green before you start the nearest the pin competition'
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"Marky" Mark Cr...
Handicap: 17
Kent
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" WHEN I SAID SHOTGUN START, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY !!!"
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Lee Adby
Handicap: 23
Kent
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Wow, that was one big birdie!!!!
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Brigitte Lockwo...
Handicap: 30
Middlesex
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"Oh Merde alors " the Met. office got it wrong again, these hailstones were not predicted, "where is my golf ball?".
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Lee Adby
Handicap: 23
Kent
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Wow!! This spot the ball competition has gone bit wrong!! 
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Judy Lilley
Handicap: 20
Kent
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Ladies texas scramble nearest the target practice
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Greg Butler
Handicap: 18
Essex
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The new "call up" idea to speed up play may need a little fine tuning.
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'JB' John Barbe...
Handicap: 15
Bedfordshire
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Mr Club Secretary, I said shotgun START, not aim at them with a shotgun!
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David Longhurst
Handicap: 18
Essex
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Bloody Robot, won't give up util he's Holed it.
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Gary H
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Berkshire
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Please repair pitch marks
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Judy Lilley
Handicap: 20
Kent
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Posts: 244
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Anna Guss
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Ealing
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Someone seems to be very tenacious in getting this hole in one....
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It's raining balls hallelujah
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Brigitte Lockwo...
Handicap: 30
Middlesex
Joined: Nov 2011
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Please call 999, "they" keep hitting me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anna Guss
Handicap: 21
Ealing
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Go away from this greens....will you?
I have to get this hole in one today. I've made a bet.....My porsche is in stake...
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Steve 'The Powe...
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Essex
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? Contravention of Rule 15-1 One Ball Competition (see Appendix I; Part C; Section 1c).
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Brigitte Lockwo...
Handicap: 30
Middlesex
Joined: Nov 2011
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I think someone is trying to impress, there is no Part C in Appendix 1 of the latest Rules of Golf !!!!
Never trust your opponents........... That is probably why I am been lynched..... Ouch....
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Steve Holloway
Handicap: 10
Wanstead
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"Intense rivalry mars closest to the pin competion"
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Andy (fingers c...
Handicap: 13
Essex
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That'll teach him for playing ahead of Brian Scott :0)
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TheSocialGolfer
Handicap: 36
Essex
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Good work TSGers but after much debate, the judging panel have decided to go with..... David Longhurst!
David, send your address to theteam@thesocialgolfer.com and we'll send out your sleeve of golf balls.
Til next time.
The TSG Team
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Judy Lilley
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Kent
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Hhhhmmm girls - that's 3 times it has gone to one of the guys. Maybe it is because we are not from the Planet Mars sense of humour?
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Brigitte Lockwo...
Handicap: 30
Middlesex
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Must admit Judy that I would have picked David Longhurst's line as the wittiest.....
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Judy Lilley
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Kent
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Brigitte you are such a Crawler 😉 Of course it is .... the Judges' decision is final.
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Brigitte Lockwo...
Handicap: 30
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Thank you Judy, that is funny too.....😄😄😄😄
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Judy Lilley
Handicap: 20
Kent
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Gotta be worth a runner ups lake ball perhaps?
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David Longhurst
Handicap: 18
Essex
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Now Now Ladies, just have to think harder for the next competition.
TSG would it not be cheaper to send the whole box will save money on postage in the long run !!!! ha ha.
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Judy Lilley
Handicap: 20
Kent
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It might be fairer if the ladies went off the red tees as they obviously need the extra advantage yards of wit!
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Stuart Mitchell
Handicap: 36
Suffolk
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oi , thats two months on the trot , your not that funny , .sorry cant do smilies .
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David Longhurst
Handicap: 18
Essex
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Stuart, no 2 out of 3 didn't win last month, so right enough, not that funny ha ha.
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