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TSG Caption Competition - March....The winner Options
#1 Posted : Wednesday, March 2, 2016 5:10:58 PM
TheSocialGolfer
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Dear TSGers,

It's that time of the month again when we ask you to be funny and satirical, so please find below our caption competition for March.
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As always, there's a sleeve of golf balls available to the TSGer with the best imagination or repartee.

Competition closes at midnight on Sunday 13th March.

#dontphoneitsjustforfun





#2 Posted : Thursday, March 3, 2016 5:12:11 PM
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 The new venue for the Dutch open was'nt to everyones liking.
#3 Posted : Thursday, March 3, 2016 5:58:42 PM
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"The new environmentally friendly irrigation system, wasn't welcomed by everyone!"

#imhereallweek

 
#4 Posted : Friday, March 4, 2016 6:57:04 AM
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"Welcome to the Trumpton Open, and on the Tee Dusty Miller"
#5 Posted : Friday, March 4, 2016 4:40:26 PM
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 When I said, "Let's go and play Crazy Golf", I didn't think it would be like this !! The Windmill seems a little bigger from when I was a lad.
#6 Posted : Saturday, March 5, 2016 3:48:51 PM
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 Golf's biggest fan spotted on the 12th
#7 Posted : Saturday, March 5, 2016 5:39:56 PM
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Wentworth new ownership gone  totally crazy.........
#8 Posted : Monday, March 7, 2016 12:51:38 PM
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Don Quixote trying the stack and tilt method for this hazard...
#9 Posted : Wednesday, March 9, 2016 8:25:18 AM
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 The windmill is not in my mind.....the windmill is not in my mind.....
#10 Posted : Wednesday, March 9, 2016 4:12:06 PM
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Steve.
I thought one has to have positive thoughts., positive thoughts only & by repeating : "The windmill is not.....bla,  bla...." , the thought is very negative and I can guarantee you you will hit the windmill. Ah ah ah.
#11 Posted : Sunday, March 13, 2016 11:43:07 AM
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Absolutement, Brigitte - however Cervantes' anti hero had positive thoughts when tilting at his own windmills and I don't think there was a great deal of success there either LOL...

#12 Posted : Monday, March 14, 2016 2:04:33 PM
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 Now try singing the words to a popular 60's hit record, and all the positiveness returns :o)
#13 Posted : Tuesday, March 15, 2016 10:37:59 AM
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And the winner is.........

Once again, its David Longhurst again!! (although techincially it was 'WIndy' Miller).

Which means everyone else is clearly going to need to up their game as this is 3 out of 4 to David.

Don't worry, we have your address!

Till next time........



 
#14 Posted : Tuesday, March 15, 2016 7:05:55 PM
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 I think we need a girl on the panel. Our sense of humour is clearly not getting past the first tee. Can I nominate the Naked Golfer as my choice of the funniest? I remember the song and it made me laugh out loud on the train. Got to be worth a mention. 
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