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TheSocialGolfer
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Essex
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Posts: 782
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Dear TSGers,
It's that time of the month again when we ask you to be witty and clever....
Competition closes at midnight on Sunday 17th April.
#dontphoneitsjustforfun
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Steve Holloway
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Wanstead
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"I hate these ball below your feet shots "
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Judy Lilley
Handicap: 20
Kent
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Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 244
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Recreating one of Seve's greatest moments.
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Pete Mayo
Handicap: 20
Cheshire
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 27
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As young McTavish looked on, he wondered when it would be a good time to tell them their ball had cleared the bunker by several yards.......
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David Longhurst
Handicap: 18
Essex
Pro Member
Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 18
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The optimistic TSGer made his 1st attempt to escape 4 hours ago when the bunker was just 2 feet deep.
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Judy Lilley
Handicap: 20
Kent
Pro Member
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 244
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Oh - it's not my ball after all!
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Ian Mullins
Handicap: 20
Essex
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Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 378
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"Listen carefully young wee laddie..... it's all in the wrists"
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Stuart Mitchell
Handicap: 36
Suffolk
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only a scotsman can do this without their money coming out of therir pockets
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Lee Adby
Handicap: 23
Kent
Pro Member
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If only I had bought my long irons
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Greg Butler
Handicap: 18
Essex
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Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 77
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A young Phil Michelson spent many an hour learning how not to play out of bunkers.
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Ian Fykin
Handicap: 36
essex
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 38
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"I still think they should change the rule when your ball lands in a divot on the fairway "
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Tuan Nguyen
Handicap: 16
Pro Member
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 17
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Hurry up, the tide is coming in!
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Damian Benstead
Handicap: 18
West Sussex
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Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 25
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That's one oot. An I'll keep shakin yer till there's nae more doon yer trooser legs, ya cheatin' sassenach?
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Roger Ireland
Handicap: 9
Essex
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Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 68
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You two have been told before, if you play as a two ball you have to pay two green fees, and you cant share clubs,
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Steve Holloway
Handicap: 10
Wanstead
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No you fool right foot back - i'll slice it otherwise
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Steve 'The Powe...
Handicap: 21
Essex
Pro Member
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 288
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As the rules official waits - the penalty for 'assistance' is just about to be applied...
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Carlos Ramos
Handicap: 19
Southwark
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 28
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Carlos Ramos wrote:TheSocialGolfer wrote:Dear TSGers,
It's that time of the month again when we ask you to be witty and clever....
Competition closes at midnight on Sunday 17th April.
#dontphoneitsjustforfun
Caddie to golfer just because it's called Hells Bunker I can assure you that your feet will not burn !
Ca
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Brian Scott
Handicap: 2
Essex
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 54
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Brian told Ian " A million pounds if you Hole it!"
Ian said "game on'"
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TheSocialGolfer
Handicap: 36
Essex
Pro Member
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 782
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Step forward Mr.Damian Benstead...
.....and a superb use of the Scottish accent in text form.
Let's hope your beloved Leciester can repeat your feat and win the Premeirship!
A sleeve of Golf balls are on their way to yer laddie!
:o)
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"Marky" Mark Cr...
Handicap: 17
Kent
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Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 146
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OCH AYE THE NOO, TO YOU, DAMIAN. WELL DONE !!
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