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TheSocialGolfer
Handicap: 36
Essex
Pro Member
Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 782
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Dear TSGers,
It's that time of the month again when we ask you to be witty and clever....
Competition closes at Midnight on Sunday 15th May.
#dontphoneitsjustforfun
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Ian Mullins
Handicap: 20
Essex
Pro Member
Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 378
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I'll kick this one off....
"You're SO Money Supermarket!"
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Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,955
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'Can't complete my backswing, My girder is killing me'
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David Allchorne
Handicap: 16
HERTS
Pro Member
Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 57
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I really can't be doing with these temporary tees
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'JB' John Barbe...
Handicap: 15
Bedfordshire
Pro Member
Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 275
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Strict rules of golf Mr Bond.
OK Goldfinger, play the ball where it lies - yes even there!
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Judy Lilley
Handicap: 20
Kent
Pro Member
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 244
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Has anyone else noticed there is no ball?
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Fiesal Bacchus
Handicap: 36
Middlesex
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Judy Lilley wrote:Has anyone else noticed there is no ball?
There is Judy.......
Should've gone to Specsavers........
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Judy Lilley
Handicap: 20
Kent
Pro Member
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 244
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Lee Adby
Handicap: 23
Kent
Pro Member
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David Longhurst
Handicap: 18
Essex
Pro Member
Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 18
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"New York New York so good I sliced it twice"
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Gary H
Handicap: 36
Berkshire
Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 95
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America always has to go one bigger. The helicopter 19th in SOUTH Africa....nothing compared to this
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Gary H
Handicap: 36
Berkshire
Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 95
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Par 3. SI 18. 4521 yards. I'm just gonna lay up
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Brigitte Lockwo...
Handicap: 30
Middlesex
Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 574
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Don't forget to take a provisional, just in case you cannot find your 1st ball.........
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Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 34
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Brigitte still wasn't happy that the men's tees were only on the 412th floor!!
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Judy Lilley
Handicap: 20
Kent
Pro Member
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 244
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OK so I might have played 12 air shots but I still haven't lost a ball!
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Judy Lilley
Handicap: 20
Kent
Pro Member
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 244
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Am I allowed to take a drop?
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Tuan Nguyen
Handicap: 16
Pro Member
Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 17
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David Allchorne
Handicap: 16
HERTS
Pro Member
Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 57
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Should have taken a buggy, some of these walks between holes are ridiculous
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Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,955
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Hope I don't balloon this!!
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Anna Guss
Handicap: 21
Ealing
Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 32
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Donald Trump's new golf course....
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TheSocialGolfer
Handicap: 36
Essex
Pro Member
Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 782
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Thanks for all thi month's entries.
And the winner this month is..... Lee Benson!
Please email your address to theteam@thesocialgolfer.com and we'll send you a sleeve of golf balls.
Didn't win this time, not to worry, we'll be back in Jun with another comp.
Ian & The TSG Team
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Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 34
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That's a nice surprise after a bad night at work. Thank you.
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Brigitte Lockwo...
Handicap: 30
Middlesex
Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 574
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Well done Lee.....
As my name was mentioned in the caption I think I deserve to share the prize with you.....Ah..ah..ah
See you at Pine Ridge in 2 weeks.
Brigitte
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Judy Lilley
Handicap: 20
Kent
Pro Member
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 244
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Good try Brigitte but let us just continue our quest to change the sense of humour of the judging panel to pick a lady to win the next caption comp or we will have to sue for discrimination 😉
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Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 34
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Perhaps next month should be a ladies only comp...we don't want a Muirfield situation on our hands.
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Judy Lilley
Handicap: 20
Kent
Pro Member
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 244
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Nahhhh Lee - we play mixed golf so we play mixed caption comps too. The only thing is that is one of us did win next month it would be ssssssuuuucccchhh a fix and we can't have that. It's all in good fun and our replies are all part of the banter. We are not bitter at all that the prize has gone to a guy since it launched and sometimes the winning caption has been a surprise but we all think differently and the judges decision should always be final. Enjoy your balls.
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Brigitte Lockwo...
Handicap: 30
Middlesex
Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 574
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Yes totally in agreement with Judy.... One day one lady TSG will win.... Or should we go anonymous with just a number, no name, no picture........
"Enjoy your sleeve of golf balls ", Lee.
⛳️😀😀😀😀
Brigitte
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Judy Lilley
Handicap: 20
Kent
Pro Member
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 244
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Or we could join as a new member under a guys name and enter and then we might win......sense of humour wise - men are from Mars women are from Venus and all that .....
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Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 34
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It sounds like a good plan the Ladies are forming. Good luck Ladies.
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