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TheSocialGolfer
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As winter approaches its time to bring back the monthly caption compeition......
This is your chance to demonstrate the wit and repartee TSGer's posess.
Deadline for entries is Sunday 27th Nov.
Winner recieves a sleeve of golf balls.
#dontphoneitsjustforfun
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'JB' John Barbe...
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£1,000,000, to the first hole in one.....
....but first the builders must finish the wall, amigos🤑
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Brian Scott
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Hey Sturgeon
I'm gonna help England rebuild Hadrian's wall!
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David Longhurst
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" You sold Right handed clubs to a Left handed player ! yeah and 1 day I'll be president of the USA " !!
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It's my goddam course and I'll wear what I goddam like.
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David Allchorne
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Police are seeking information regarding the recent disappearance of the Donald Trump mannequin from Madam Tussauds
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Greg Butler
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Alan Sugar..........you're fired
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Judy Lilley
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Now I am President Elect, there is just one more thing I need to point out and flag up..........
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Greg Butler
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"Of course these are golf shoes, one of my trusted advisors Mr M Mouse told me so"
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'JB' John Barbe...
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I don't care what the R&A say, THIS is the correct golfing attire for my courses.
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Howard (The Ass...
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" I think this months competition should be cancelled as I dont find any of the above comments amusing "
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Judy Lilley
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Good job you are not the judge Howard 😀
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David Allchorne
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They don't call you the assassin for nothing Howard
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David Allchorne
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' Oy May rake that bunker properly, Johnson keep repairing those divots like i told you and take that stupid grin off your face, Nige, drive our buggy round to the next tee old mate and open us up a couple of cold ones'
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Judy Lilley
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Hey! You! Yes - I'm talking to YOU - the jury. I've got the job so move on and forget about all the others. It's about time you gave the prize to one of the girls. Now THAT would be an unexpected result!
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'JB' John Barbe...
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Sorry Hillary, Bill doesn't get a Mulligan at every hole on my golf course. 🏌
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TheSocialGolfer
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And the winner is......
Mr.John Barber!
Please send your address to theteam@thesocialgolfer.com
Till next time!
Ian & The TSG Team
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Damian Benstead
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For which one, or was it just weight of numbers?
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Judy Lilley
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Is it worth the girls entering? Unless there is a girl on the panel we haven't got a chance as I haven't found any of the winning slogans funny.
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Or bald sex symbols?
As far as a girl winning it goes...If a girl comes out with a funnier slogan than a guy then I'm all for a girl winning it.....so far though, they haven't come out with anything deserving of winning.
Having said that, I agree with Judy...the standard of the winning captions is pretty poor. Mine included....so keep your flippin' golf balls!!!
I'm not bitter, honest!! :)
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Judy Lilley
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But if you don't have a girl on the panel then it's not going to happen as all the winning entries so far I've not necessarily felt are the funniest either so Im baffled but not bitter
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'JB' John Barbe...
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I think you need to motivate the rest of the TSG ladies to actually enter next time Judy.
It's not the need of a lady judging it, just enough of you to drown us fellas out.
jb
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"Marky" Mark Cr...
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From the No.2 Bald Sex Symbol, behind Speedy. Who gives a Monkey's who wins it, it's great to see that people participate and, sometimes, it's funny to see the captions members come up with. Here's to next month's sexist caption competition !! HA HA !!
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Brigitte Lockwo...
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"I shall build more golf courses in Scotland so don't get in my way..... or I shall cut your clean water supply, ruin more protected sand dunes, I am the President elect and I am Donald Trump"....
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Judy Lilley
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Good try Brigitte but it's already been won. Best to leave it to the guys from hereon. Now I'm off to get a taxi to the red tees.
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Brigitte Lockwo...
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Who won?
i did not see the deadline.
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Brigitte Lockwo...
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Oh I have just seen the date ....
such a busy diary...... next is Christmas but before that is GLORIOUS GOODWOOD......!!!!!
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