Golf Forums - joke... Bert's new shoes

Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after a round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the missus.  

Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" 

Margaret, at 83 looked him over and replied, "Nope." 

Frustrated, Bert stormed off to the bathroom, undressed and walked back to the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes. 

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW? " 

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bert, whats different?  It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down tomorrow." 

Furious, Bert yells out, "And Do You Know Why It's Hanging Down Margret?" 

"Nope, not a clue", she replied. 

"It's hanging down, because its looking at my new golf shoes!!"


Without missing a beat, old Margaret replies," You should have bought a new hat!! "

 Linda... Tut Tut

my folks sent me that joke.

Ian, Surely the wrong club to be playing out of a cow field...I would have thought that a 7-iron would have a better loft...

On the subject of Golf Shoes though, we should ask Dave Jacobs about his missing pair...  New nickname ought to be 'Shoeless Dave Jacobs' from his own field of dreams...