Just a thought....
Paul goes to Doctor to get the letter from his GP……
DR: "What can I help you with today Sir?"
Paul: "Well I would like you to write a letter for me please, confirming whether in your medical opinion I am one leg below par, two being the standard number of legs for a golfer"
DR: "You would like me to confirm whether you had your leg amputated 18 years ago?"
Paul: "Er well yes, it's for the council"
DR: "The council?"
Paul: "Yes the confirmation provided by the European Golf Association medical professionals does not appear to be sufficient proof for the local council to allow me to use my golf buggy."
DR: "Well a letter is going to cost you £20 and please pass on my thanks to the council for using up another valuable GP appointment, please do come back if you would like me to tally up any more limbs"
#BackPaul
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