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The top 12 (unintended) funniest double entendres ever aired on British TV and Radio:
1. Ted Walsh (Horse Racing Commentator) 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
3. Pat Glenn (weightlifting commentator) - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
4. Harry Carpenter (at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977) - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'
6. Carenza Lewis (about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live') said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
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Pete - excellent stuff. Just what I needed after reading the rubbish in most of my work e-mails tonight. Maybe we could start a blog on memories of Carenza (lucky old Tony Robinson & Mike the trench digger).
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Mark G
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I heard Vijay Singh and Fanny Sunneson are getting engaged, Vijay said, "I love her very much, and I want to make her Fanny Singh".
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Mark G
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One of my favourite Coleman Balls was from the man himself, commentating on the climax of a race, as Moroccan Said Aouita raced for the finish, "And Aouita opens his legs and shows the world what he's made of...".
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Posted by Tiger Irons on 31 Jul 2008, 15:07 One of my favourite Coleman Balls was from the man himself, commentating on the climax of a race, as Moroccan Said Aouita raced for the finish, "And Aouita opens his legs and shows the world what he's made of...". This made me laugh out loud (which probably proved I wasn't working!). One of my favourites was from the BBC's Ted Lowe, commentating on the snooker in the mid 80's (when there were still some people with black & white televisions - you tell that to your kids...). In a very serious BBC commentator tone Ted said: For those of you watching in black and white, the pink is behind the green
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Nick Johnson
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Change of sport : Told by CMJ or Blowers (Test Match Special - some years ago) : "The batsman's Holding the bowler's Willey" Always makes me chuckle
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Cricket again : Brian Johnson reading through the final scorecard of an England innings. Came to the dismissal of I.T. Botham and after some explanation stated "and he failed to get his leg over" (out hit wicket hooking). At which point a very young Jonathan Agnew went into fits of laughter which lasted for a good 5 minutes turning him into a jibbering wreck. However good old Johners carried on like the true professional he was to complete the scorecard. Priceless !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I look at number 3 on petes list and then i have to sit down for a good 5 minutes and am unable to talk or see.
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This Forum Topic could run for a long time : A young man takes his Chinese girlfriend on a date. After a night of drinking they go back to his place and end up in the bedroom. "What do you fancy doing" asked the Chinese girl, "I'm up for anything" "Okay" replies the boyfriend, "What I'd REALLY LIKE is some 69" "Oh get stuffed" she replies, "I'm not cooking at this time of night".
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